The Queendom of J0e Biden is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 7.503 billion J0e Bidenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The J0e Bidenian economy, worth 286 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,233 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J0e Biden's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

J0e Biden is ranked 129,602^nd in the world and 96^th in Jenny for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 109.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.